Funny Soylent Green T-Shirt

Soylent Green Is…

Delicious. Nutritious.

And apparently, there’s one little detail the marketing department forgot to mention.

This shirt takes the famous food slogan from Soylent Green and gives it the treatment every good product deserves: glowing nutritional claims, absolutely no inconvenient details, and a strategically placed “spoiler!” to keep anyone who hasn't seen the movie from learning what’s really on the menu.

Because sometimes the best way to appreciate a classic sci-fi movie is to not ask too many questions about what’s in the package.

Soylent Green is… delicious. Nutritious. Probably best not to read the fine print.